The Labors of Hercules: The Augean Stables



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Long long ago, in the age before television, Hercules was proud of the tasks he had completed so far. Angered at Hercules' boasting of the previous tasks Eurystheus decided Hercules' next task would be something humiliating. He sent Hercules to clean the augean stables. Not only would Hercules have to wade through and shovel a pile of filth to do it but it was also considered to be impossible to do. King Augeas owned 1000 magic horses and their stables had not been cleaned in 30 years. The workers hadn't even tried cleaning the stables in that time because the horses were divinely healthy and produced dung faster then the workers could shovel it. Hercules wasn't thrilled about the task but he set aside his weapons and armor, picked up a shovel, and went to King Augeas' palace. King Augeas laughed when he heard that Hercules had been tasked to clean the stables. King Augeas had heard of Hercules' power and said even he would take years to accomplish the task if he could even do it. Hercules made a bet with King Augeas that he could clean the stables in a single day. King Augeas laughed and said that if Hercules could get the stables clean in a single day he would give him 100 of his horses. King Augeus was so certain Hercules couldn't do it he even made the bet a sacred vow before Zeus. Confident, Hercules left the palace with his shovel but didn't even go towards the stables. Instead he went towards the nearby river Alpheus. On reaching the river he started digging a channel away from the river and towards the stables. The dirt he dug out he put into the river to form a dam. The dam and the channel diverted the course of the entire river which flowed towards stables and flushed out all the filth in the stables. It took quite a few hours but eventually the water flowing out of the stables was clean and pure. Hercules then took down the dam and filled up the channel to put the river back into it's proper course. He left offerings for the river spirits and then returned back to King Augeas. King Augeas was furious that Hercules had won the bet and cleaned the stables already. He declared that Hercules had cheated on the bet and refused to pay Hercules the horses that were promised. Because King Augeus had made the bet a sacred bow to Zeus, Zeus struck down Augeus for breaking it. Augeus' son, Phyleus, then became king and promptly paid Hercules the promised horses. Pleased that he had completed another task without having to wade through the muck and filth that Eurystheus had hoped would happen, Hercules returned home with his horses.

Continued in The Stymphalian Birds